I need action!
Before all you married women try to tell me that it is not all it is cracked up to be let me just say you can keep that to yourself. I am staying strong but let me just express to you the level of frustration that I am experiencing. I am one of the only 29 year old virgins left on this planet (Mom you're welcome) and I think that I deserve some kind of medal or something. Actually I think that every person who can live this long and remain pure deserves cash. I am serious. I think that at the age of 30 if we can remain a virgin we should deserve at the very least $1,000,000. That would mean that I am approaching the million dollar mark. I think I will write my congressman right now. I amaze myself with all the great ideas I have. I am going to go now and start that letter. I will keep you posted on its progress so stay tuned.
posted by Leah @ 10:55 PM
12 Comments:
I'm sorry to say it is all it's cracked up to be.
Did that gross you out? That was for gross out purposes only. Maybe you will be married by October. It's possible. People get married in 6 months all the time. I sure don't want to pay anymore taxes. Maybe your 30 year old virgin tax can be a Utah thing.
LOL. Yup. It'd have to be a Utah thing.
Leah - I hope you can forgive me for stalking your blog. But I have sent you an award. So I don't think you'll hold it against me.
I'm trying to get you married off to a handsome Tongan man! The problem is, I don't know THAT many of them!!!1 HA HA HA I'll keep working though, never you fear!
I've given you an award, it is the award of distinction. Hop on over to my blog and read all about it.
Now do you really want an earthly reward or wouldn't you rather have those treasures layed up in heaven! The Lord is preparing the man of your dreams!
Thank you, Amanda! I agree that it definitely is. Why some women don't agree with us is a mystery to me. They must be doing it wrong.
Leah, I am all for putting in a call to your congressman. Don't call mine though- he has spent thousands of New Yorkers hard-earned cash on call girls. He doesn't have any to share with you. That's cash- not call girls. I don't think that even as hard-up as you are that you'd want him to share his call girls.
There's a wierdo up here who's about to call it quits with his wife. You could date him for a couple weeks, then get married. That's how he did it last time. Might work out better for you.
you crack me up girl! For gross out purposes only....it can or cannot be all it is cracked up to be, that depends on your mood! :)marry a hot guy like i did & i think it will help it to be all its cracked up to be! EWWWE now I bet your really grossed out (thats your cousin!)
Leah I am positive you are going to find your Jimmy and everything will be worth the wait and all it is crack up to be!
Well I must say that it is all it is cracked up to be when the mood is right.
when the mood is wrong (I will quote the ever smart amanda) 'Fake it til you feel it'.
Now that should gross you out this mornig.
I would just like to say that quote was TOTALLY out of context. I don't think I was talking about all of this at the time. Can you tell I'm blushing over the computer?
I did wonder;)
I am a TERRIBLE liar. I don't think I could fake it 'til I felt it. No one would believe me. I always thought it was "fake it 'til you make it." I guess in this context it means the same thing.
Apparently I was the man of my relationship- the mood was always right for me.
Anyway, Leah- Erin is right. You will find your Jimmy (though I would have gone with Gerard Butler myself), and everything will fall into place. Then I will move into your guest house and clean your toilets for minimum wage just to be close to you! You will have to do my hair for free for the rest of my life in exchange, but I think it's a fair trade.
I love how eager everyone is to comment when it comes to sex. Maybe I need to put more of that on my blog...
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