MY FUTURE
So I had the opportunity to go to a dance with my friends Adrian, Jeassica, and Sondi. First of all we had a difficult time finding the place but when we got to our location there was only a handful of cars in the parking lot. Lokking around I say, "Really we are not staying are we". The girls reply, "we should go in and check it out". I surrender to the peer pressure and follow my three friends into what I will refer to as "The Island of Misfit Toys". Sadly I am one of those toys at the moment. I am looking around and thinking to myself and then say very loudly, "these people sure look old". I give in once again to the peer pressure of my friends ( which is very unlike me normally) and I begin shaking my groove thing. Some of the tunes that are being enjoyed are "White Wedding", "Tootsie Roll", and they even play a little Divo. I have officially entered the Twilight Zone. In the middle of my sassy little booty shake a woman taps me on the shoulder and asks, "Is this your first time here" and I say, "Uh huh". To my surprise she informs me that this dance is 31 to 45 singles. I begin laughing hysterically yet again and turn to my friends and say, " Remeber when we are under age". I guess the jokes on us. We decide to get a drink and regroup. I must admit however that we were the best things that had ever happened that dance and I was feeling beautiful. We decide to dance a little more but I sit out for a moment alone in the lobby to pull myself together. Just as the friends walk away a suiter approaches. He looks and says, "So is this your first time here" ( I am thinking wow this must be some underground club that we just happened to fall upon) of course I reply, "Yes it is" well as he pulls out his phone he says, " my name is mike what is yours." Let me just say he is about 5'6", 45yrs old and 150. No thanks! I politely say, "my name is Leah". He shakes my hand and I decide that eye contact is just encouraging him and I turn away. He continues asking where I am from because I have a really cute accent. Why is that I am only approached by the little ones. I think he got the drift when I would not make eye contact because he fianlly put the phone away shook my hand and was on his way. Scary! I quickly found the friends danced a couple more times and left in a hurry. The worst part about the whole situation is that I felt myself staring my not so far future in the face. Though it was frightening I did learn a very valuable lesson and that is next time just stay in the car!
7 Comments:
Note to readers of Leah's blog!?! Do not try to read and swallow morning vitamins at he same time! She is much to funny for such things.
Sorry about your mis-adventure. But one thing I admire about you is that you always make your own fun no matter where you go or what you try to do. You are fun to be with.
Great post Leah, thanks for the morning laugh. It starts the day off right. Love ya.....
What's wrong with 45. he he
Listen you totally should have stayed around you could have be hit on someone that was 31? he he
love the blog
Can I just say, I think you totally should have given that guy a chance. Maybe he was really nice and he wants to get the taller girls so that he can show the taller guys that he can get taller girls too. What? I think you get my drift. Love ya.
The sad thing is that when I lived in Savannah...the YSA shared every activity with those 31 and older! We never had separate activities. One minute I could be dancing, and the next standing in line at a potluck. I sure hope the Savannah Stake has seen the error of their ways and split the two up...It was depressing every month.
Or along Amanda's lines............maybe he just wanted a chance to have tall sons. Maybe you should have considered it for the sake of your little girls. Then they would have at least had a chance to be short. LOLOL
You are too funny.
Hey I would like to invite you to my wife's favorite thing in the world, and that is for real. She likes it better than me alot of the time. chanaandfred.blogspot.com
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