HYTERICAL WOMAN!

Last night I was happily on my way to Orem to watch Io perform and to love my sweet boys. Life was carefree when all of a sudden my car started making strange noises and it began overheating. As I pulled off the exit all of the lights came on and my car just stopped in the middle of the road. I put it in park and turned on the hazards and called AAA. I thought "I've got everything under control", but I have to admit I spoke to soon. This was just the calm before the storm! Just as the AAA operator got on the phone the water works started and not just your average tears either!! I began to sob uncontrollably (you know the kind of crying that happens and you can't breath). You know things have gotten bad when the operator out of concern says, "ok Leah just breath, you are gonna be ok". I was truly pathetic. I in turn through my tears replied, "ok, I'm sorry". Of course the tears did not stop. As I am talking to the operator a guy pulls over and pushes me to the side and asks if I am going to be ok. I reply "yes" through sobs and he asks "are you sure"? At this point I'm so out of control that I don't think he can even understand what I'm saying. LOL!! He could not get out of there fast enough. Men can not handle crying women much less a strange crying women.

I then call Elizabeth to tell her I am not coming and she is trying to help me pull it together but my sanity is long gone at this point. I tell her that my sister Rachael is on her way and that AAA is sending a tow truck. Well Rachael gets there and I am laying in my car in the fetal position crying. I mean that literally. I am completely out of control at this point. The next call is going to be an ambulance. I procede to get in her car and she looks at my red almost swollen shut eyes and tells me "in through your nose out through your mouth". I warm up and start breathing. All of a sudden a man in a car pulls in front of my car. We think he has come to help, how nice! What really happened is his GPS told him to turn onto the off ramp and he is angry and swearing. To top it off he gets stuck in the snow. He finally gets unstuck and pulls away.

Shortly after this my Chubby and greasy Italian tow truck driver shows up and to add insult to injury he is a big fat jerk. I even had the opportunty to see his crack a couple of times. GROSS! He then asks me where we are taking the car and I say Sandy and he yells, "I know give me the address". I am not sure if he realizes that I am a large hysterical woman and that in this condition we are filled with super human strength. So after I fight the urge to rip his arm off and feed it to him I get in Rachael's car and she kindly drives me home. I must say that I have the best friends and family. You will all be happy to know that I am not in prison for assaulting the tow truck driver and I have even stopped crying. I hope you enjoyed my hysterics and stay tuned for more to come.